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Tamil Nadu, India , well Known Personality,Mr Jeppier,Chairman of Self financing Engineering Colleges Association ,who is always speaking in English … Sathyabama college Students have Collected %26amp; published the Book on Jappier’s Spoken English … Njoy ………..with his…………..English………….. Sounds fictitious…although highly likely



Now, here are some classic English sentences from the great Mr. Jeppiar.



Mr. Jeppiar talks to his students:



# At the ground: —————– All of you stand in a straight circle. The girl with the mirror please comes her…{Means: girl with specs please come here).



# To a boy, angrily: ——————— I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?



# While punishing students: ———————– You, rotate the ground four times..…While punishing the student for getting late to Physical Training class.

Go running, touch that wooden tree and come back…... You three of you stand together separately. .....Why are y ou late? say YES or NO …..(?)



# Sir at his best: ————— Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did no t see them. So the next day at s school… (to that boy) – “Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre”



# Sir at his best inside the Class room: ———————————————- Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in. Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in. Cut an apple into two halves – I will take the bigger half. Shhh…Quiet, boys…the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor You, meet me behind the class (Meaning AFTER the class..) when I am empty and you are vacant. If you want to appear, appear otherwise disappear. .....“Both of u three get out of the class.” Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today… Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver….. Take 5 cm wire of any length…........"Donot smoke and spoil the botany of ur body"................Pliss, close the fan!



Advice to father thinking about whether he should let his daughter continue her studies or get her married --------- "Vell, if you wantu study her, then study her. If you want to marry her, then marry her ."



introducing cousins:----------- He/she's my cousin brother/sister------------------He/she's my co-brother/sister



heard in kitchen: No, No I don't need chair i can stand eating



"There is no wind in the ball (deflated football)"



"Run with the fence" (alongside)



"Look at the line on your back" (falling in line)



"Apply Apply, No reply" (common one)



"students ! did nt u notice? The principal just passed away. "



Prof to students hanging around the corridors during exams :



"Do not revolve in the corridors in front of the examinations"



"Don't talk like that in front of my back"



"Dont stand in front of my back"





Last but not the least some Jeppi ar experiences … —————————————————————– Once Sir had come late to a college function, by the time he reached, the function had begun, so he went to the dais, and said, sorry I am late, because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats).



At St. Josephs fresh years day 2003: ———————————————- “No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police”A funny joke for u.........keep laughing...............?
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Thats awesome...

Hats off to this great personality



When I was in college, I too had a teacher similar to Mr. Jeppier. I still remember one of his funniest lines :



"I have 2 daughters....both are girls"
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LOLZ...

so much funny... but i didn't get "Apply Apply, No reply" (common one)... :(

over all... awesome..:D
lol.... Please give me his address i like to learn pure english. Jeppi style please take me the location address of his, i'm willing liking to know learn speaking english(spoken english)A funny joke for u.........keep laughing...............?
heyyy i didnt really get it that much but it was entertaining and funny









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This beats Mrs Malaprop, and Professor Spooner, any day!
I cannot understand
“No

ragging this college.

Anybody rag we arrest

the police” this one is nice ...
best jokes ever read..!! :D :D
Ugh... Jokes kye maloum tora-tora, baiya...
Haaa............ha ha ha...........

I can't stop laughing.....

The joke I saw you with my wife and principal just passed away was too good.........
other jokes...my wifes's mother died as i am responsible for it please grant me leave

i am going to marry my daughter please grant me leave
HILARIOUS!...LOL

take this one!..............."open ur windows!.....Let the 'Airfoce' come in!

haaahaa
I cant understand:-(
i dont understand
Really funny! Couldn't stop laughing...the last one was a masterpiece!
nice english
this is not a made joke its a real one . its very famous wit every chennai college students

its damn true
Your are the best..

This is by far the best joke...

Hats off to you.. keep 'em coming
ROFL:-)))))))))))))))))))))))



Some more pls....
he's great.. he's very try to speak in english....somebody can't try that much also.. so sad
Too hilarious... wish i could give you many stars for it.
that's funny ,thanks !
out of mind dear
is this a joke???sooo big...
don't get em :(
I just cant stop laughing...!!!!!





err....what was that.?
i don't not get it